Quote of the Morning
Out of my way scalliwag, out of my way. Why is is that whenever I, the great Hampton Pamptonswim am out for a Sunday constitutional, all the nutters of Middle Piddleswim village come out to boot? Out of my way nincompoop, out of my way. Why is is that whenever I, the honourable Hampton Pamptonswim decide to mind my Sunday business, all the idiots from Middle Piddleswim village decide to be there. Out of my way numbskull, out of my way. Why is it that whenever I... (edited to remove repetititveness).
'One man and his Head', Robert Bobbertswim, Octagon Books