Quote of the Morning

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Ouch!". This is because it is a metal bar. This is funny because you think first that the bar is a place where the man is going for a drink. But it is not. The bar is made of metal and can therefore be quite painful for the man to walk into. If the bar had been chocolate, the man might have slipped and fallen over, which would also have been quite funny. Possibly more funny than the metal bar.
Example of German joke telling

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