Quote of the Night

A man and two dead bones set foot, a metre at a time, along a 14 furlong route from Eckington. At precisely midnight, one of the bones has travelled nearly twice as far as half the distance the man might have travelled if he hadn't stopped for a pint in the pub last night. The other bone, by this time, has constructed a rocket which it uses to shoot down the Astra satellite. Using only a protactor and a Cray IV supercomputer set to 'medium', determine whether or not the barmaid of 'The Carp & Mould' is as pretty as the Belgian girl (Ingridd) who sold me a ticket the other week, and whether Sky TV will have to re-schedule 'The Simpsons'. Show your workings.

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